Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
