Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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