Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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