I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Randomize
