First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
MIDGETS
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My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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