I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Dick very happy bro
send nudes
from the living room?
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