I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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