Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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