Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
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i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
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sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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