I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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