remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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