Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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