All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Dignity is for republicans.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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