how can u be prego again
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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