Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
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Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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