Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
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you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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