awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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