dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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