Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
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I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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