Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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