I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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