I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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