Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
