I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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