yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
thus making me awesome and them whores
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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