Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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