Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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