If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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