Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I need to sanitize my soul.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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