yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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