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there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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