I need help removing her.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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