You smell like a Billy Joel song
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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