I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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