i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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