What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Randomize
