this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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