i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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