Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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