Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
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Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
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