If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
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I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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