We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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