Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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