no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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