So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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