Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
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