Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Randomize
