bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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