brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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