Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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