I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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