She is in my trunk
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
if only i could text you this smell
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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