What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
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after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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