how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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