you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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