we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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