I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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