I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
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We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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