We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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