Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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